Someone is setting the mood for a big evening by removing the stank off everything she owns.
Party in the back and wait a second. What’s that? Another party in the front? – You’re damn right it is.
Walmart didn’t get that big for nothing. At a price point of $7.97 that is going to sell out fast!!!
Mystery solved. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but I’m happy to get closure on the matter.