Knock it off buddy. We all know which shirt you’re gonna buy and it damn sure ain’t the solid gray one.
I’m sure by now you’ve all seen this video of a crazy racist woman being a slob to two separate minorities in one video. Nobody reached out to us for a statement, but we’d like to go on record by saying that we also don’t condone this type of rude behavior and we don’t want people to assume she speaks for everyone in jean-shorts. Although she might.
Sometimes I wish I could find the nerd at Apple and ask him why he thought the poo emoji was so important to put out there into the world and yet I still have to send people a cartoon eggplant?
Kinda figured out why you’re always bridesmaids and never a bride. Nobody needs to be at Walmart on their wedding day. You’ve done an awful job for her.