Dude. Are you for real? This isn’t how you want to live your life brah. I know you’ve seen the movie Role Models because clearly the Minotaur Truck was your inspiration here, so take that lesson. Grow up. Be an adult, not an extreme adult.
That’s exactly why I work out. Forget health, forget looking good, forget the ladies. I do it for the Walmart glory.
Welp, I’m officially terrified. But I didn’t feel like sleeping this week anyway. I for real have no clue what’s going on here and why everyone is so chill about it. The only logical explanation is the person who took this photo had the glasses from 13 Ghosts where they could see the ghosts and everyone else can’t. Only possible explanation.
Looks like someone is selling unlicensed People Of Walmart gear. That’s so spot on though, I’m not even angry we didn’t create it. I’m just impressed.